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Characters

Here are the 24 characters who appear most often.

  • John the egomaniac singer 106 comics
  • Dan the naive guitarist 89 comics
  • Kevin the jerk popstar 75 comics
  • Brett the hipster 70 comics
  • Roni the jaded guitarist 66 comics
  • Greg the mindless fan 65 comics
  • Joel the naive A&R guy 60 comics
  • Bart the evil executive 40 comics
  • Christina the mom drummer 30 comics
  • Tony King the agent 30 comics
  • Gordon the pretentious popstar 22 comics
  • Peter the clueless popstar 19 comics
  • Kurt von Einfache the minimalist engineer 16 comics
  • The Cloud (a contextual boyfriend) 14 comics
  • Smita the mp3 blogger 12 comics
  • Shukri the adopted daughter 9 comics
  • Teddy the normal celebrity son 9 comics
  • Dr. Chris Cary 8 comics
  • DRM 9000 8 comics
  • James the indie talent 8 comics
  • Ayok the incoherent guy 7 comics
  • Bobby Kotick 7 comics
  • John's mom 6 comics
  • Joey the club owner 5 comics

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Most popular comics…

  • 1 SUBWAY WORKER: Sir, I asked if you want the meal or just the sandwich.
BRETT: I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU RIGHT NOW.

    No James Blunt at the Subway

    17 5 Aug 5, ’06

  • 2 DAN: C'mon, John. We gotta get to rehearsal.
JOHN: Man, EFF rehearsal... I'm working on a cover for our E.P.

    Scrapbooked EP cover

    17 3 Mar 16, ’10

  • 3 JOHN: It's like, she was such a huge part of my life, so it's not just like my girlfriend left me, but my whole life.

    After the breakup

    16 6 Apr 5, ’05

  • 4 PETER: Well, for what it's worth, I think adopting that hot 19-year-old orphan was, though CREEPY, sort of NOBLE.

    Creepy but noble

    14 4 Apr 30, ’10

  • 5 DAN: $25 gets us a ten-word classified ad. So let's see... "Bassist Wanted... for... rock band..."

    Writing a classified ad

    14 3 Aug 23, ’05

The two Bassist Wanted paperbacks, All Local Bands Suck (Except Ours) and Jingles Are the New Punk

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