Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

Comics for musicians

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Greg the mindless fan

Greg Trefry likes whatever is on the charts, in an ad, or on Gossip Girl. He owns five iPod Minis and would love a sixth.

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Popularity rank 1 #140. No Blunt on commercials

August 7, 2006

GREG: Gah! That could prove Lincoln innocent!
TV: Stay tuned for more edge-of-your-seat "Prison Break" action, which will in no way rip off "The Great Escape."

TV: This summer at the Nextel Sprint Time Warner Sony BMG Amplifitheater... James Blunt... LIVE.
BRETT: AUGH!

BRETT: AUGH!
SOUND EFFECT: SMASH SMASH SMASH

GREG: Brett! What about Lincoln, Brett? What about Veronica? And Mi-- what happened to Michael, Brett?!
BRETT: Here's $2. Get it on iTunes.

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Popularity rank 2 #182. Pop or art

October 27, 2008

GREG: It's a pop MASTERPIECE!
BRETT: It's corporate drivel.

GREG: One day they'll be hailed as GENIUSES!
BRETT: You're an idiot.

GREG: Mark my words: those FREE CREDIT REPORT .COM guys are our generation's Beatles!! OUR BEATLES!!

GREG: If, you know, they're actually a real band.

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Popularity rank 3 #143. Brett leaves James Blunt behind

August 14, 2006

BRETT: If civilization won't let me escape James Blunt, Greg, I'll have to leave it behind. I'm gonna head out West. Get off the grid. Walk the Earth.

GREG: Will you have your phone? Can I email you?
BRETT: Greg, where I'm going... there'll be no "phones", no "email". I'm leaving behind the modern world.

GREG: So can I have your--
BRETT: You can't have my iPod.

BRETT: Where I'm going, there... will be portable music players. Help me close this latch....

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Popularity rank 4 #95. How to tell when you graduated

February 2, 2006

DRM 9000: Out of curiosity, Greg, did you graduate college in 1999?
GREG: Yeah... how did you...?

DRM 9000: A simple bell curve analysis of the release dates of your music collection reveals a statistical peak from November '95 to March '99.

DRM 9000: Ergo... class of '99.
GREG: What? No... I've bought a ton of music since college, I... no...

DRM 9000: Your "Pavement/Shins Ratio" also puts you solidly in the '99 bucket.
GREG: Th-there's a Decemberists CD on my dresser! Make sure you counted that!!

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Popularity rank 5 #94. Desperate plea

February 1, 2006

GREG: (to robot) Let me out of here! Ow! Quit that! Let— DRM 9000:

GREG: (yelling) BRETT!! Is that you? HELP!! Ow! I'm being held hostage by a Sony DRM robot! It's got me strapped to my chair and it's making me buy CDs, ow, against my will.

GREG: (to robot) Ha, hear that? My roommate's here! Ow! Game over, robot! Ha!

BRETT: This... is not my fight.
GREG: Hey Brett?! You there? BRE-- Ow! It is a REAL BEARD, will you PLEASE quit pulling on it?

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