Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

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Comics about Apple and iPods

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Popularity rank 1 #143. Brett leaves James Blunt behind

August 14, 2006

BRETT: If civilization won't let me escape James Blunt, Greg, I'll have to leave it behind. I'm gonna head out West. Get off the grid. Walk the Earth.

GREG: Will you have your phone? Can I email you?
BRETT: Greg, where I'm going... there'll be no "phones", no "email". I'm leaving behind the modern world.

GREG: So can I have your--
BRETT: You can't have my iPod.

BRETT: Where I'm going, there... will be portable music players. Help me close this latch....

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Popularity rank 2 #137. No James Blunt on the iPod

August 4, 2006

GREG: Why'd you throw my iPod across the room?
BRETT: That James Blunt song was starting to play. I could hear it through your earbuds.

GREG: "You're Beautiful"? It's harmless hooky pop.
BRETT: Greg, for the past year, our entire culture has tried to make me listen to that song.

BRETT: But I've resisted! I am Blunt-free! And I won't have your iPod end my self-imposed Blunt-ginity!

GREG: Well, fine... but you could've hurt "Li'l Stevie".
BRETT: I wish you wouldn't call it that.

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Popularity rank 3 #341. A specific girl

January 26, 2010

KEVIN: Anth, I found my thing. I want to adopt one of these African kids.
ANTHONY: OK. A Madonna/Brangelina thing. No problem. I'll set up a meeting.

KEVIN: Yeah, and I want to adopt a specific girl. I got the commercial freezeframed on the TiVo.
ANTHONY: Well, that's sweet, Kevin. She have a cute little face?

KEVIN: Yeah, and an amazing rack.

KEVIN: Anth? Hello? ... It says the call ended.
PETER: Oh MAN, see? "ATT FAIL", dude! Twitter that shit.

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Popularity rank 4 #281. Guitar Hero epilogue

September 20, 2009

TRASH DUMP GUY: Hello, anything toxic?
RITA: No, just a lot of unsold copies of Guitar Hero: Metallica...

TRASH DUMP GUY: This pile is ALL unsold Guitar Hero paraphernalia. Dump it there...
RITA: Thanks. What're these other piles?

TRASH DUMP GUY: Well, on your LEFT are discontinued iPods and cell phones.

TRASH DUMP GUY: And on your RIGHT are copies of Julie Taymor's ACROSS THE UNIVERSE movie.
RITA: Lemme throw mine in there while I'm here...

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Popularity rank 5 #186. Letting your taste be defined

December 19, 2008

BRETT: Just realize that between Free Credit Report.com and iPod ads, you now let your music taste be defined completely by random marketing executives.

GREG: Hey!

GREG: It's also defined by Grey's Anatomy soundtracks!

BRETT: You do not grasp the crux of my point.
GREG: No... I definitely don't grasp your crux.

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