Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

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Kevin the jerk popstar

Kevin Edo was the Ambulance Men’s bassist, then fronted Jumpstart Malady, the biggest band in 20 years. His lyrics came from a VCR manual.

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Popularity rank 1 #371. Creepy but noble

April 30, 2010

PETER: Well, for what it's worth, I think adopting that hot 19-year-old orphan was, though CREEPY, sort of NOBLE.

KEVIN: Yeah, I think, in the end, I'm just not fit for organized charity.
PETER: So no more do-gooding?

KEVIN: Oh no, I just need to get back to how I USED to help people.
PETER: How's that?

KEVIN: Having sex with the disadvantaged, man.
PETER: You're one of the good ones, Kev.

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Popularity rank 2 #340. Orphans in Africa

January 25, 2010

PETER: Kevin, what about this charity? They find homes for orphans in Africa.
KEVIN: Dude, I have enough kids of my OWN I don't want, man. No way...

PETER: Whoa... check out the tits on that villager chick in the background.
KEVIN: Shit. Can I adopt HER?

KEVIN: Wait... seriously, can I? I mean, is that too creepy or gross or like... human-slavery-y?
PETER: No, dude, it is NOT.

PETER: I mean, it IS totally creepy and gross, but it's totally NOT human slavery.
KEVIN: Good enough! Let's call my agent...

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Popularity rank 3 #369. Signing Shukri

April 26, 2010

BART: Joel, now that this Twilight kid's single hit number one, I'd like you to sign his new girlfriend, Shukri.

JOEL: Does... (sigh) Does she have any musical talent?
BART: No, but she's got a great story!

BART: She's an African orphan, adopted and brought to America by popstar Kevin Edo, who she then dated. She's got buzz and major star power.

SHUKRI: And I have an amazing rack.
JOEL: I thought she was dating Robert Pattinson?
BART: She was. From 2pm to 2:30. It's over.
AYOK: Sxbl.

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Popularity rank 4 #365. Legal divorce

April 16, 2010

KEVIN: Anthony? Where's SHUKRI?
ANTHONY: I just heard from her agent. She's legally divorcing you as a parent. Also, she's screwing Robert Pattinson.

KEVIN: Whoa. So my adopted African daughter/lover left me for the guy from Twilight.
ANTHONY: It's a tale as old as time.

KEVIN: Hey, did you ever find out for me how her parents died?
ANTHONY: Yes. They were beheaded during a military coup she initiated.

KEVIN: (sigh) I'm gonna miss her.
ANTHONY: She's quite a woman.

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Popularity rank 5 #361. On TV with Shukri

April 7, 2010

JILL: We're here with popstar Kevin Edo and his newly adopted African daughter/lover.
KEVIN: Hi Jill. We're here to plug my new single.

SHUKRI: And to promote my exercise video: FIERCE BY FAMINE.
JILL: GREAT!
KEVIN: An EXERCISE VIDEO? You've been in the US for 72 HOURS.

SHUKRI: I also have a McG movie in pre-production, Jill.
JILL: BUSY GIRL!
KEVIN: When did this HAPPEN? Thursday afternoon?

SHUKRI: And I'm happy to announce the release of my first sex tape.
JILL: She's a TRIPLE THREAT!
KEVIN: You did a SEX TAPE? WithOUT me?!

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