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Kevin the jerk popstar

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Popularity rank 16 #334. Giving back

January 11, 2010

KEVIN: I want to give back more, Peter. I mean, we've got more money than we need, right?
PETER: Yeah.

KEVIN: Like, we get these daily massages…
PETER: Uh huh...

KEVIN: Maybe we could, like, donate some of our massages to the homeless.
PETER: Sure.

KEVIN: I mean, if you're homeless, you need to RELAX.
PETER: Yeah. Those guys do look pretty stressed.

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Popularity rank 17 #265. The Kevin Edo business

September 4, 2009

TONY: Kevin, this is Bobby, he's from Activision. They do GUITAR HERO....
KEVIN: Hi, I'm-

BOBBY KOTICK: Oh, I KNOW who YOU are. Kevin, Activision wants to be... in the KEVIN EDO BUSINESS.
KEVIN: So you'll put us in the game?

BOBBY KOTICK: No... we want you to have your OWN game. We want to make a CUSTOM Guitar Hero JUST for Jumpstart Malady.
SOUND: CA-CHING!

KEVIN: Whoa, Anth, your eyes became little DOLLAR SIGNS for a second...
TONY: Yeah, that's a... a little facial tic I have...

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Popularity rank 18 #255. Kevin has a son

August 23, 2009

KEVIN: Seeing those groupies really made me think about FAMILY... DId you know I have a SON?
JADE: Yeah, with ME. WE have a son. WYATT.

KEVIN: Oh yeah... WYATT. He's the one we conceived during that REALITY SHOW.
JADE: Uh huh. And then I sold the sex tape.

KEVIN: He's in JAIL, isn't he?
JADE: Oh YES. Yes, very much so.

KEVIN: Well, anyway, I guess I meant I have, like, a NORMAL son, too...
JADE: That's COOL...

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Popularity rank 19 #254. Mother/daughter groupies

August 22, 2009

JADE: What's the matter, Kevin?
KEVIN: There were this... pair of mother/daughter groupies at the after-party tonight...

KEVIN: The daughter was shooting up, and the mom helped her find a vein.

KEVIN: It was just... (sniff)... such a SWEET moment.
JADE: Sure... I knoe I still remember the first time I did a line off MY mom's butt.

KEVIN: Then they passed out, and the mom vomited, so we had security boot them.
JADE: Bummer...

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Popularity rank 20 #116. Peter

March 8, 2006

KEVIN EDO: You were out of control last tour, man. Using every night... high every show....
GORDON CRANWICK: We don't want that to happen again.

KEVIN EDO: Look, we care a lot about you. You're an important part of our lives. We don't want to lose you.
GORDON CRANWICK: But Peter, the reality is...

GORDON CRANWICK: If you don't stop hogging all the heroin, you're out of the band.

PETER WELD: Wow.
KEVIN EDO: I know that's a tough thing to hear, man.
GORDON CRANWICK: Also, those fun size Twix on the bus are COMMUNAL, Peter.

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