Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

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Kevin the jerk popstar

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Popularity rank 26 #342. At the adoption agency

January 27, 2010

CECE: Mr. Edo, I'm afraid you can't adopt the girl you saw in the background of our commercial. Her parents are ALIVE.
KEVIN: That's too bad.

CECE: But we have plenty of other kids who need homes.
KEVIN: OK, but... How can I say this DELICATELY... are any of the other kids, like... HOT 19-year-old GIRLS?

CECE: Mr. Edo. This charity's focus is to find celebrity homes for underprivileged orphans!

CECE: So... yes, of COURSE. Here's a book of our SEXIEST kids...
KEVIN: WOW. It's like Sports Illustrated Emaciated Edition...

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Popularity rank 27 #341. A specific girl

January 26, 2010

KEVIN: Anth, I found my thing. I want to adopt one of these African kids.
ANTHONY: OK. A Madonna/Brangelina thing. No problem. I'll set up a meeting.

KEVIN: Yeah, and I want to adopt a specific girl. I got the commercial freezeframed on the TiVo.
ANTHONY: Well, that's sweet, Kevin. She have a cute little face?

KEVIN: Yeah, and an amazing rack.

KEVIN: Anth? Hello? ... It says the call ended.
PETER: Oh MAN, see? "ATT FAIL", dude! Twitter that shit.

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Popularity rank 28 #329. Our Behind the Music is on

December 29, 2009

KEVIN: Turn on VH1! Our BEHIND THE MUSIC is on!
PETER: Shit, I can't, dude. I'm at the airport.

KEVIN: And it's right at the best part. You just hit rock bottom...
PETER: Aw, man…

KEVIN: Whatever happened to that junkie anyway?
PETER: SKEE-FI! I just got a Christmas card from him.

PETER: He's in Houston. He's well.
KEVIN: Here's that picture of him stabbing you! Ha! (sigh) ... What a FUN weekend that was…

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Popularity rank 29 #272. The Ryan Scott interview

September 11, 2009

KEVIN: UGH... these nerd conventions...
RYAN SCOTT: UM... Kevin Edo? I'm Ryan Scott, I work for, UH... Gamespy.

RYAN SCOTT: Is it, UH, true you'll be announcing a Jumpstart Malady-based Guitar Hero game, UH, today?
KEVIN: Boz, will you... ?
BOZ: Yes, sir.

SOUND: STAB
RYAN SCOTT: AUGH!
SOUND: scritch scritch

KEVIN: I mean... these guys have ZERO social skills...
KEVIN: And I don't care for the SMELL, sir...
KEVIN: W-what the hell....

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Popularity rank 30 #267. Coding your Guitar Hero

September 6, 2009

BOBBY KOTICK: Kevin, this is Yevgeny. He'll be coding your Guitar Hero.
KEVIN: You enjoy music, dude?
YEVGENY: I enjoy traditional Bashkir music ONLY.

BOBBY KOTICK: Yevgeny, the band's name is "Jumpstart Malady".
YEVGENY: OK... I run search for "Yellowcard"... replace with "Jumpstart Malady"...

YEVGENY: Coding of game is done.
BOBBY KOTICK: Great! I'm glad we fit that in before lunch...

KEVIN: Who's your favorite KURAI player, man?
YEVGENY: My allegiance belongs to Diyarov.
BOBBY KOTICK: Don't talk to the developers, Kevin. It CHEAPENS you.

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