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Subplot of Discovering Talent

Doing Something for Charity

Kevin decides charity would suit him, adopts a daughter from Africa, and discovers she comes with opinions of her own.

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#334. Giving back

January 11, 2010

KEVIN: I want to give back more, Peter. I mean, we've got more money than we need, right?
PETER: Yeah.

KEVIN: Like, we get these daily massages…
PETER: Uh huh...

KEVIN: Maybe we could, like, donate some of our massages to the homeless.
PETER: Sure.

KEVIN: I mean, if you're homeless, you need to RELAX.
PETER: Yeah. Those guys do look pretty stressed.

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#340. Orphans in Africa

January 25, 2010

PETER: Kevin, what about this charity? They find homes for orphans in Africa.
KEVIN: Dude, I have enough kids of my OWN I don't want, man. No way...

PETER: Whoa... check out the tits on that villager chick in the background.
KEVIN: Shit. Can I adopt HER?

KEVIN: Wait... seriously, can I? I mean, is that too creepy or gross or like... human-slavery-y?
PETER: No, dude, it is NOT.

PETER: I mean, it IS totally creepy and gross, but it's totally NOT human slavery.
KEVIN: Good enough! Let's call my agent...

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#341. A specific girl

January 26, 2010

KEVIN: Anth, I found my thing. I want to adopt one of these African kids.
ANTHONY: OK. A Madonna/Brangelina thing. No problem. I'll set up a meeting.

KEVIN: Yeah, and I want to adopt a specific girl. I got the commercial freezeframed on the TiVo.
ANTHONY: Well, that's sweet, Kevin. She have a cute little face?

KEVIN: Yeah, and an amazing rack.

KEVIN: Anth? Hello? ... It says the call ended.
PETER: Oh MAN, see? "ATT FAIL", dude! Twitter that shit.

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#342. At the adoption agency

January 27, 2010

CECE: Mr. Edo, I'm afraid you can't adopt the girl you saw in the background of our commercial. Her parents are ALIVE.
KEVIN: That's too bad.

CECE: But we have plenty of other kids who need homes.
KEVIN: OK, but... How can I say this DELICATELY... are any of the other kids, like... HOT 19-year-old GIRLS?

CECE: Mr. Edo. This charity's focus is to find celebrity homes for underprivileged orphans!

CECE: So... yes, of COURSE. Here's a book of our SEXIEST kids...
KEVIN: WOW. It's like Sports Illustrated Emaciated Edition...

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#343. Choosing

January 29, 2010

KEVIN: OOO... I like HER...
CECE: SHUKRI. One of our most BEAUTIFUL orphans. She's from CHAD. 20 years old. VERY comfortable with her body.

KEVIN: LET'S DO IT! Now, just to be clear, I'm LEGALLY adopting her, right?
CECE: That's right.

KEVIN: So... this is NOT human slavery.
CECE: For tax purposes... no.

KEVIN: And what about consensual sex with an adult, adopted kid?
CECE: The state of California says: FULL STEAM AHEAD! Sign here, sir...

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