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Greg the mindless fan

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Popularity rank 16 #187. That Outback song

December 22, 2008

GREG: There's tons of cool bands I never would've heard of if not for commercials. Like those dudes who do that OUTBACK song!
BRETT: They're called OF MONTREAL, and I tried to get you to listen to them 3 years ago.
GREG: Well, yeah, but...
GREG: You weren't on TV.

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Popularity rank 17 #186. Letting your taste be defined

December 19, 2008

BRETT: Just realize that between Free Credit Report.com and iPod ads, you now let your music taste be defined completely by random marketing executives.
GREG: Hey!
GREG: It's also defined by Grey's Anatomy soundtracks!
BRETT: You do not grasp the crux of my point.
GREG: No... I definitely don't grasp your crux.

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Popularity rank 18 #185. FreeCreditReport.com singer

December 17, 2008

BRETT: And I just hate the Free Credit Report.com singer. He's just too-
GREG: ERIC.
BRET: Huh?
GREG: The singer, his name is ERIC VIOLETTE. He's a 27-year-old Montreal-based actor, singer and songwriter.
BRET: WHATEVER. So I heard him in this interview, and-
GREG: OOO, probably his 11/21 appearance on Cleveland's Uncensored Net Noise podcast.
GREG: He's sort of low-energy in it, which is actually SOOOO Eric...
BRETT: YOUR BRAIN SHOULD NOT CONTAIN THIS INFORMATION!!

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Popularity rank 19 #182. Pop or art

October 27, 2008

GREG: It's a pop MASTERPIECE!
BRETT: It's corporate drivel.
GREG: One day they'll be hailed as GENIUSES!
BRETT: You're an idiot.
GREG: Mark my words: those FREE CREDIT REPORT .COM guys are our generation's Beatles!! OUR BEATLES!!
GREG: If, you know, they're actually a real band.

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Popularity rank 20 #170. Full metal iPod

September 15, 2008

GREG: This is my iPod. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My iPod is my life. Without it, I am useless. Without me, it is useless...
GREG: My iPod and I know what counts is not music reviews, or the noise of Pitchfork... it's the hits that count. Before Steve Jobs, we swear this creed...
GREG: My iPod and I are masters of my enemies, defenders of my questionable taste, saviors of my life...
GREG: So be it, until there is no enemy... but only Feist.

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    After the breakup

    2 2 Apr 5, ’05

  • 2 SCRAPPER: Get your manager. I need someone who UNDERSTANDS arts and crafts.
JOHN: I GET art, lady. I AM an artist.

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    1 4 Mar 13, ’10

  • 3 DAN: So let's say I have this cute young guitar student... she's not even THAT young... is it... I mean... is it cool for a teacher to ask out a student?

    Teacher/student

    0 8 May 12, ’08

  • 4 SUBWAY WORKER: Sir, I asked if you want the meal or just the sandwich.
BRETT: I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU RIGHT NOW.

    No James Blunt at the Subway

    1 3 Aug 5, ’06

  • 5 SCRAPPER: Let me show you the ART of scrapbooking. You have any photos in your wallet?
JOHN: I got one of my mom.

    The art of scrapbooking

    1 2 Mar 15, ’10

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