Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

Comics for musicians

Greg the mindless fan

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Popularity rank 16 #187. That Outback song

December 22, 2008

GREG: There's tons of cool bands I never would've heard of if not for commercials. Like those dudes who do that OUTBACK song!

BRETT: They're called OF MONTREAL, and I tried to get you to listen to them 3 years ago.

GREG: Well, yeah, but...

GREG: You weren't on TV.

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Popularity rank 17 #186. Letting your taste be defined

December 19, 2008

BRETT: Just realize that between Free Credit Report.com and iPod ads, you now let your music taste be defined completely by random marketing executives.

GREG: Hey!

GREG: It's also defined by Grey's Anatomy soundtracks!

BRETT: You do not grasp the crux of my point.
GREG: No... I definitely don't grasp your crux.

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Popularity rank 18 #185. FreeCreditReport.com singer

December 17, 2008

BRETT: And I just hate the Free Credit Report.com singer. He's just too-
GREG: ERIC.
BRET: Huh?

GREG: The singer, his name is ERIC VIOLETTE. He's a 27-year-old Montreal-based actor, singer and songwriter.

BRET: WHATEVER. So I heard him in this interview, and-
GREG: OOO, probably his 11/21 appearance on Cleveland's Uncensored Net Noise podcast.

GREG: He's sort of low-energy in it, which is actually SOOOO Eric...
BRETT: YOUR BRAIN SHOULD NOT CONTAIN THIS INFORMATION!!

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Popularity rank 19 #182. Pop or art

October 27, 2008

GREG: It's a pop MASTERPIECE!
BRETT: It's corporate drivel.

GREG: One day they'll be hailed as GENIUSES!
BRETT: You're an idiot.

GREG: Mark my words: those FREE CREDIT REPORT .COM guys are our generation's Beatles!! OUR BEATLES!!

GREG: If, you know, they're actually a real band.

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Popularity rank 20 #170. Full metal iPod

September 15, 2008

GREG: This is my iPod. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My iPod is my life. Without it, I am useless. Without me, it is useless...

GREG: My iPod and I know what counts is not music reviews, or the noise of Pitchfork... it's the hits that count. Before Steve Jobs, we swear this creed...

GREG: My iPod and I are masters of my enemies, defenders of my questionable taste, saviors of my life...

GREG: So be it, until there is no enemy... but only Feist.

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