Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

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Greg the mindless fan

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Popularity rank 26 #185. FreeCreditReport.com singer

December 17, 2008

BRETT: And I just hate the Free Credit Report.com singer. He's just too-
GREG: ERIC.
BRET: Huh?

GREG: The singer, his name is ERIC VIOLETTE. He's a 27-year-old Montreal-based actor, singer and songwriter.

BRET: WHATEVER. So I heard him in this interview, and-
GREG: OOO, probably his 11/21 appearance on Cleveland's Uncensored Net Noise podcast.

GREG: He's sort of low-energy in it, which is actually SOOOO Eric...
BRETT: YOUR BRAIN SHOULD NOT CONTAIN THIS INFORMATION!!

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Popularity rank 27 #170. Full metal iPod

September 15, 2008

GREG: This is my iPod. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My iPod is my life. Without it, I am useless. Without me, it is useless...

GREG: My iPod and I know what counts is not music reviews, or the noise of Pitchfork... it's the hits that count. Before Steve Jobs, we swear this creed...

GREG: My iPod and I are masters of my enemies, defenders of my questionable taste, saviors of my life...

GREG: So be it, until there is no enemy... but only Feist.

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Popularity rank 28 #167. iPhone line

July 14, 2008

PASSERBY: Line for iPhones?
GREG: Line for NEXT YEAR'S iPhones?

PASSERBY: You're waiting in line a year for a new iPhone?
GREG: The FIRST new iPhone.

A pause.

PASSERBY: You're an idiot.
GREG: The FIRST idiot.

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Popularity rank 29 #150. James Blunt near death recovery

August 30, 2006

BRETT: Greg! My God! I'm alive! Greg, man, I... I've been to hell and back, man...
GREG: Wow, like Meatloaf.

BRETT: There were these scantily clad nymphs... they were singing "You're Beautiful" to me over and over for all eternity.
GREG: So you finally heard it.

BRETT: I did.
GREG: What'd you think?

BRETT: You know, it was... harmless, hooky pop.
GREG: Hey, so... are we talking wood nymphs or water nymphs?

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Popularity rank 30 #141. No Blunt in the Mexican restaurant

August 9, 2006

GREG: Well, happy birthday, man. Cheers! Enjoying your margarita?
BRETT: Yeah, thanks. This is really helping me relax.

MEXICAN OWNER: ¡Feliz cumpleaños, senor!
GREG: Surprise!
BRETT: Greg, you shouldn't have....
MEXICAN MUSICIAN: Uno, dos, tres....

MEXICAN MUSICIAN: (singing) Usted es hermoso, usted es hermoso....
GREG: ¡ No, no, por favor!
BRETT: AUGH!!

MEXICAN OWNER: Dios mio....
MEXICAN MUSICIAN: Es-- ow... es una canción popular i-inofensiva....
GREG: We'll... just have the check.
BRETT: AUGH!

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