Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

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Greg the mindless fan

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Popularity rank 21 #167. iPhone line

July 14, 2008

PASSERBY: Line for iPhones?
GREG: Line for NEXT YEAR'S iPhones?

PASSERBY: You're waiting in line a year for a new iPhone?
GREG: The FIRST new iPhone.

A pause.

PASSERBY: You're an idiot.
GREG: The FIRST idiot.

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Popularity rank 22 #150. James Blunt near death recovery

August 30, 2006

BRETT: Greg! My God! I'm alive! Greg, man, I... I've been to hell and back, man...
GREG: Wow, like Meatloaf.

BRETT: There were these scantily clad nymphs... they were singing "You're Beautiful" to me over and over for all eternity.
GREG: So you finally heard it.

BRETT: I did.
GREG: What'd you think?

BRETT: You know, it was... harmless, hooky pop.
GREG: Hey, so... are we talking wood nymphs or water nymphs?

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Popularity rank 23 #143. Brett leaves James Blunt behind

August 14, 2006

BRETT: If civilization won't let me escape James Blunt, Greg, I'll have to leave it behind. I'm gonna head out West. Get off the grid. Walk the Earth.

GREG: Will you have your phone? Can I email you?
BRETT: Greg, where I'm going... there'll be no "phones", no "email". I'm leaving behind the modern world.

GREG: So can I have your--
BRETT: You can't have my iPod.

BRETT: Where I'm going, there... will be portable music players. Help me close this latch....

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Popularity rank 24 #141. No Blunt in the Mexican restaurant

August 9, 2006

GREG: Well, happy birthday, man. Cheers! Enjoying your margarita?
BRETT: Yeah, thanks. This is really helping me relax.

MEXICAN OWNER: ¡Feliz cumpleaños, senor!
GREG: Surprise!
BRETT: Greg, you shouldn't have....
MEXICAN MUSICIAN: Uno, dos, tres....

MEXICAN MUSICIAN: (singing) Usted es hermoso, usted es hermoso....
GREG: ¡ No, no, por favor!
BRETT: AUGH!!

MEXICAN OWNER: Dios mio....
MEXICAN MUSICIAN: Es-- ow... es una canción popular i-inofensiva....
GREG: We'll... just have the check.
BRETT: AUGH!

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Popularity rank 25 #140. No Blunt on commercials

August 7, 2006

GREG: Gah! That could prove Lincoln innocent!
TV: Stay tuned for more edge-of-your-seat "Prison Break" action, which will in no way rip off "The Great Escape."

TV: This summer at the Nextel Sprint Time Warner Sony BMG Amplifitheater... James Blunt... LIVE.
BRETT: AUGH!

BRETT: AUGH!
SOUND EFFECT: SMASH SMASH SMASH

GREG: Brett! What about Lincoln, Brett? What about Veronica? And Mi-- what happened to Michael, Brett?!
BRETT: Here's $2. Get it on iTunes.

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