Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

Comics for musicians

Greg the mindless fan

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Popularity rank 61 #301. What makes you like a song?

November 1, 2009

TESTER: Before we begin the product testing, let me ask: what makes you like a song?
GREG: Like, you know, if it was on Gossip Girl.

TESTER: OK, well... let's say you hear a really good song that hasn't been on Gossip Girl, and-
GREG: But... if it's really good, it WOULD be on Gossip Girl.

TESTER: OK, but this one isn't.
GREG: But... why?

TESTER: Wait, was Gossip Girl canceled?! Is there somewhere I can check Twitter here?!
GREG: OK, let's... let's move on...

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Popularity rank 62 #300. Honest opinions

October 31, 2009

TESTER: So, prior to the focus test, we just want to get to know you a little before we show you the product.
GREG: Yeah, I've done these. The product's great.

TESTER: Well, I haven't shown you the product.
GREG: But I bet it's great.

TESTER: OK, but... you don't have to like it. We want your honest opinions. Positive or negative.
GREG: Well, I'm positive it's great.

TESTER: Sir, you don't even know what it IS.
GREG: Uh huh... hey, when do I get that free Frostie coupon?

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Popularity rank 63 #227. Watchmen movie as therapy

April 6, 2009

BRETT: Bryan took my advice and finally got over his ex-wife.
GREG: What was the advice?

BRETT: Sense memory shock therapy! I told him to go see Watchmen.
GREG: Watchmen?

BRETT: Uh huh. Her and Bryan's wedding song was "Hallelujah".
GREG: Oh my.

BRETT: Yes, the most iconic memory of their marriage-
GREG: -replaced by Skinemax-y shots of owl-based cosplay.

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Popularity rank 64 #184. Ad-agency-based Rock

December 15, 2008

GREG: The FreeCreditReport.com commercials have opened my eyes to the wonders of AD-AGENCY-BASED ROCK, Brett. I'm SUPER into the Martin Agency in Richmond.

GREG: Their senior copy writer, David Muhlenfeld, is, like, the next JIMMY HARNED!
BRETT: ...who?

GREG: Jimmy Harned. Of Tonefarmer? He did Subway's classic "FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG" spot? Wow, do you not...? Here, lemme...

GREG: SHOOT, my boutique-firm stuff is on my other iPod... tell you what, I'll make you a mix...
BRETT: That's... OK.

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Popularity rank 65 #183. The New Punk

December 12, 2008

BRETT: The Free Credit Report.com songs are not SONGS. They're marketing JINGLES.
GREG: Jingles are the new punk, Brett!

GREG: There's nothing wrong with artists getting paid! Da Vinci got a commission for doing the Sistine Chapel!

BRETT: Are you comparing the Roman Catholic Church to a scammy credit website?
GREG: Why? Am I gettin' a little too EDGY for ya, Brett?!

BRETT: No, you're getting a little too STUPID for me, Greg.
GREG: My theories are HOT, and you don't wanna BURN YOUR HANDS!

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