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Greg the mindless fan

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Popularity rank 51 #34. Starting a podcast

August 9, 2005

GREG: In addition to my LiveJournal and my Flickr feed, I've decided to start my own podcast....
BRETT: That audio blog thing? Man, why do you produce all that crap?
GREG: Why? Why?!? Because my voice aches to be heard! Because the world needs to hear what I have to say! Because it is my right! Because I can!!
GREG: And because it doesn't take too much effort.
BRETT: Well, thank God the Internet has now empowered you to create pointless content in every possible medium.
GREG: Just makin' that long tail a l'il longer, baby!

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Popularity rank 52 #32. First music you bought

July 26, 2005

GREG: Man, my dad just told me the first music he ever bought was Revolver!! Freakin' Revolver, man! So cool....
BRETT: Nice. What was your first?
GREG: I... I think it was a 45 of "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight."
BRETT: Good Lord.
BRETT: Look, if anyone else ever asks you that, just like and sat Surfer Rosa, dude....
GREG: It also might have been a cassingle of "Shoop"...

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Popularity rank 53 #30. Buying a CD/consumer revolution

July 12, 2005

GREG: Do you know why I'm here in this damn Tower Records buying this album? Because I support this band. Because I believe in this band.
GREG: Because I want to be part of a full-scale consumer revolution that brings them to their rightful place as the kings of God damn rock n' roll!!!
CHLORIS: That'll be $18.99.
GREG: Do you take credit cards, my friend!?
BRETT: Can I burn that from you later?
GREG: Sure, man... make a copy for Kim, too.
CHLORIS: This is coming up as declined, sir.

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Popularity rank 54 #14. Food Service

March 15, 2005

GREG: So who are we seeing tonight?
BRETT: The band's called "Underbelly". You know them. They're the guys who work at the Panera bread on Franklin.
GREG: OK, right.
BRETT: And then I'd like to get to Ninth Street to see "Dangerlouse".
GREG: Those're the guys who work at Pepper's pizza?
BRETT: No that's "Tagliaboo". These're the guys from Burrito Bunker.
GREG: Man, this town has such an amazing music scene....
BRETT: Yes, and a thriving food service industry.

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Popularity rank 55 #306. The value-add of Mega-Tune

November 11, 2009

MEGA-TUNE: Monogamy.
GREG: That's... "Single Ladies"?
GREG: Yes! GOOD!
GREG: I love these one-note songs. I mean... I don't actually LIKE most songs I'm supposed to like. But this way, they're... TOLERABLE.
GREG: So... THANK YOU.
GREG: You've made my mindless devotion to pop SO easier to stomach.
GREG: Oh, tt is our PLEASURE, sir!

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