Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

Comics for musicians

Greg the mindless fan

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Popularity rank 11 #299. Getting focus groupers

October 30, 2009

JOEL: I've never run a focus group, sir. How do we get participants?
BART: The American way, Joel. With market forces.

BART: We bribe them. Vouchers, gift certificates, free food...
JOEL: Doesn't that result in overly positive opinions?

BART: Exactly!
GREG: Hi, I heard something about a Frostie coupon?

BART: Yes sir! Just sign this release form without reading it.
GREG: No PROBLEM. Oooo, free pens!!

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Popularity rank 12 #238. Support gay marriage

June 12, 2009

PETITION GUY: Sir, have a moment to support gay marriage?
GREG: Oh, no thanks, I already- I voted for ADAM LAMBERT, so...

PETITION GUY: WHAT? On American Idol?
GREG: Yeah, NO, I just- I mean, y'know- I've sort of- you KNOW, I... am TOTALLY down with, uh... gay stuff...

PETITION GUY: "GAY STUFF"?
GREG: Yeah... you know, it's just like... like... it's COOL- I'm COOL with your- with YOU... you know... being GAY... and stuff.

PETITION GUY: Sign the fucking petition.
GREG: YUP, OK, yeah...

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Popularity rank 13 #236. I have to hate MGMT

June 10, 2009

BRETT: Well, as of 3pm, MGMT has over 300,000 fans on Facebook. I have to hate them now.

BRETT: They're becoming mainstream. An anti-MGMT backlash is inevitable. It's like the STOCK MARKET. I gotta get out before the bubble bursts...

GREG: But why so SOON? Aren't you being overly cautious?
BRETT: You don't underSTAND... You weren't there in '99.

BRETT: ...when the bottom fell out of the RETRO SWING market...
GREG: Oh right... the Bryan Setzer "correction."

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Popularity rank 14 #229. Raspberry jam details

April 8, 2009

GREG: What's the name of this song playing right now?
BRETT: This is "Lisztomania" by Phoenix.

GREG: And would you call the raspberry jam on this muffin I'm eating, like, a blood red or a maroon red?
BRETT: Maroon I guess.

A pause.

BRETT: You Twitter too much.

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Popularity rank 15 #204. Spring cleaning

January 30, 2009

BRETT: Greg! WAKE UP! I'm tossing any music you have that's garbage! SPRING CLEANING!
GREG: Mmph- what? No... it's January...

BRETT: Rascal Flatts: GARBAGE... Hinder: GARBAGE... Garbage: GARBAGE... DJ Shadow... you may KEEP...
GREG: DJ Shadow I bought on ACCIDENT...

BRETT: You have TWO copies of the 1994 eponymous Collective Soul album, Greg!
GREG: THAT is NOT an accident!

BRETT: Dear Lord, one of them is SIGNED...
GREG: "To Garg, Turn your head now baby just watch us rock! - The Soul"!

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