PASSERBY: Line for iPhones?
GREG: Line for NEXT YEAR'S iPhones?
PASSERBY: You're waiting in line a year for a new iPhone?
GREG: The FIRST new iPhone.
A pause.
PASSERBY: You're an idiot.
GREG: The FIRST idiot.
PASSERBY: Line for iPhones?
GREG: Line for NEXT YEAR'S iPhones?
PASSERBY: You're waiting in line a year for a new iPhone?
GREG: The FIRST new iPhone.
A pause.
PASSERBY: You're an idiot.
GREG: The FIRST idiot.
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