Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

Comics for musicians

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Popularity rank 1 #226. Britney sacks BreatheHeavy.com

April 3, 2009

GREG: Oh... Em... GEE! Britney fansite BreatheHeavy.com got sent a CEASE AND DESIST letter!!!
BRETT: Do you... often visit Britney Spears fan sites?

GREG: Um, B.H. is only, like, my HOME PAGE!! Haven't you ever noticed BreatheHeavy.com in your Firefox history when I borrow your Mac?

BRETT: Yeah... I just... always figured you were using my laptop for mp3 phone sex porn.

BRETT: I'm weirdly MORE creeped out by THIS.
GREG: BreatheHeavy.com is, like, the FIFTH ESTATE of Spearsian gossip!!!

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Popularity rank 2 #185. FreeCreditReport.com singer

December 17, 2008

BRETT: And I just hate the Free Credit Report.com singer. He's just too-
GREG: ERIC.
BRET: Huh?

GREG: The singer, his name is ERIC VIOLETTE. He's a 27-year-old Montreal-based actor, singer and songwriter.

BRET: WHATEVER. So I heard him in this interview, and-
GREG: OOO, probably his 11/21 appearance on Cleveland's Uncensored Net Noise podcast.

GREG: He's sort of low-energy in it, which is actually SOOOO Eric...
BRETT: YOUR BRAIN SHOULD NOT CONTAIN THIS INFORMATION!!

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Popularity rank 3 #167. iPhone line

July 14, 2008

PASSERBY: Line for iPhones?
GREG: Line for NEXT YEAR'S iPhones?

PASSERBY: You're waiting in line a year for a new iPhone?
GREG: The FIRST new iPhone.

A pause.

PASSERBY: You're an idiot.
GREG: The FIRST idiot.

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Popularity rank 4 #40. Big fan at a record label

September 20, 2005

JOEL: Hi, this is Joel Dever with Hancock Records. Is this Stony from the Humble Bees?
STONY: (silent)

JOEL: Wow, can I just say, I am such a big fan, my first kiss was actually in the backseat of a Jetta listening to "She's a L'il Kinda Mine".

JOEL: Ha, yeah, the biggest... so... anyway....

JOEL: I'm sort of calling to inform you that my label's filing a cease and desist order against you guys....

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Popularity rank 5 #8. Still holding on

February 1, 2005

CARLOS: Man. I really... I don't like this band anymore.

CARLOS: The music is derivative, the lyrics are trite, the singer puts zero emotion into anything. It's... it's just... pathetic.

STEPHEN: Well... why do you still listen to them?
CARLOS: (sigh) I dunno....

CARLOS: Sometimes I just think it's because their website has a really nice message board.
STEPHEN: Yeah... yeah, that off-topic forum is solid....

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