GREG: But if it WAS how it worked, what would you vote for?
BRETT: It's NOT how it works, and it's a WASTE of time to think about, and you're an IDIOT.
A pause.
BRETT: Fine. If Obama made us text in votes for a new national anthem, I'd pick Mary J. Blige's cover of "One".
GREG: Good one! Mine is "Drops of Jupiter".
GREG: "The best soy latte that you ever had and meeeeeee!" PLAY BALL!
BRETT: You're a gargantuan idiot.
