Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

Comics for musicians

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Teddy the normal celebrity son

Teddy is Kevin Edo‘s normal son, who likes Grizzly Bear, not his dad’s band. Kevin has a Guitar Hero game made to win him over.

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Popularity rank 1 #261. Are my songs hard to win?

August 29, 2009

KEVIN: So you're pretty good at this game, huh?
KEVIN: Yeah, I'm OK.

KEVIN: I've never actually played this. Are my songs hard to win?
KEVIN: They don't have any Jumpstart Malady stuff on here, dad.

KEVIN: I wonder why not...
KEVIN: Well, perhaps they recognize how mind-numbingly VAPID, VACUOUS and VACANT your songs are.

KEVIN: ExCUSE me?
KEVIN: I'm sorry... Did my alliteration confuse you?

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Popularity rank 2 #262. Get me in Rock Band

August 30, 2009

KEVIN: ANTHONY! Why are Jumpstart Malady songs not in the Rock Band video game?
TONY: Well, for starters, you never LET me sell you to video games.

KEVIN: What? WHY?!
TONY: You've always said were scared of people "Napstering your lime wires".

KEVIN: What does that even MEAN?!
TONY: I do NOT know.

KEVIN: Anthony, GET ME IN ROCK BAND!! My KID will LOVE me if I'm in ROCK BAND!
TEDDY: I promise NOTHING.

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Popularity rank 3 #257. Part of his life

August 25, 2009

KEVIN: Look, I want to come see my son.
DEB: (SIGH) You're not legally obligated to, Kevin.

KEVIN: But I want to be a part of his life... Maybe he could come on tour with me.
DEB: I dunno, Kevin. He doesn't even LISTEN to you guys.

KEVIN: Doesn't he get the CDs I send over?
DEB: Look, it's just not his THING, Kevin. He's more into... GRIZZLY BEAR.

KEVIN: GRIZZLY BEAR?!?! How are you raising my SON?!!
DEB: MY way, Kevin!! And MY way involves EXPERIMENTAL FOLK!!

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Popularity rank 4 #256. Missing the family

August 24, 2009

KEVIN: Hey Deb, it's Kevin.
DEB: (sigh) What is it, Kevin? Is it about the REPORTERS? I didn't talk to anyone...

KEVIN: No, I know, it's not about that. How's Teddy?
DEB: Your SON is fine. He didn't talk to them either.

KEVIN: No, no, I know... I... you know, I MISS him. I MISS you guys.

DEB: Kevin... are you HIGH right now?
KEVIN: I AM, Deb. But not OVERLY so...

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Popularity rank 5 #280. Ted’s hate song

September 19, 2009

TED: Dad. You ruined my life. Here. It's a song I wrote about how much I hate you.
KEVIN: Didn't know you wrote music, Ted.

KEVIN: This is pretty good... Hey... How'd you like to OPEN for me sometime?
TED: REALLY?

TED: You're asking the son of the world's most popular musician to go on tour as his father's opening act?
SOUND: cha ching cha ching cha ching

TED: What was THAT?
KEVIN: Oh, that's just my agent. Hey Anth.
TONY: Hey guys...

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