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Optimizing Hit Songs

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#317. The dream is dead

November 30, 2009

BART: The dream of beautiful one-note Mega-Tuned music has died, Joel. Back to STUPID, complicated multi-note songs, with their STUPID "melodies" and "harmonies"... Ugh...
MUSIC: JUMP!
JOEL: Playing one last Mega-Tuned song for good measure, sir?
BART: Oh, no no...
BART: No, I just looooooove love love those Pointer Sisters, Joel.
BART: For my love! JUMP IN!

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