Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

Comics for musicians

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Comics about dating and love

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Popularity rank 1 #166. Teacher/student

May 12, 2008

DAN: So let's say I have this cute young guitar student... she's not even THAT young... is it... I mean... is it cool for a teacher to ask out a student?

RONI: Well, Dan, I don't think-
DAN: OK, let me sort of... REPHRASE slightly... let's say I already asked her out... and she's 8 years younger. That's... it's OK, right?

RONI: Dan, I just can't-
DAN: OK! New topic! New SEPARATE topic... Let's say I have two tickets to Forgetting Sarah Marshall tonight...

DAN: 19-year-olds can see R-rated movies, right?

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Popularity rank 2 #17. After the breakup

April 5, 2005

JOHN: It's like, she was such a huge part of my life, so it's not just like my girlfriend left me, but my whole life.

JOHN: And so now it's like, what now? Where do I go? It's all gone, my future, I don't even... it's all gone.

DAN: I hear ya, man. It's... you know, it's tough. And whenever you wanna talk, you just let me know.

DAN: We should probably finish this set first though maybe.

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Popularity rank 3 #253. Back together

August 21, 2009

BRETT: Honey, I'm happy we're back together.
SMITA: Me too, sweetie. The Cloud seemed like a perfect boyfriend...

SMITA: But there're some things you can do that an intangible and ever-changing manifestation of my Internet preferences never could...

BRETT: Like sex?
SMITA: No. No, I had sex with him. It was great.

SMITA: But you... you'll LIE to me.
BRETT: Yes I will.

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Popularity rank 4 #252. Moving in with The Cloud

August 20, 2009

BRETT: I give up, Cloud. You're a better boyfriend than I could ever be. Date her. Move in with her. Whatever.
THE CLOUD: Oh, we won't move in together.

SMITA: WHAT? Why NOT?
THE CLOUD: Well, I don't have the bandwidth to upload YOU, and your place... smells like VANILLA.

SMITA: Vanilla smells GOOD!
THE CLOUD: Not THAT much vanilla.
SMITA: UNSUBSCRIBE!!
THE CLOUD: Very well. POOF

BRETT: Um... I like vanilla.
SMITA: You're BACK in!

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Popularity rank 5 #245. The Cloud’s favorite band

August 13, 2009

BRETT: Does your "cloud boyfriend" like music?
THE CLOUD: 65.3% of males matching Smita's most desired demographic list "Moby Grape" as a favorite band.

THE CLOUD: So Moby Grape is MY favorite band.
BRETT: Ugh... Can't you see how PHONY that is?

BRETT: He just morphs to whatever you want!
SMITA: Yes. He is... a SYCOPHANT.

SMITA: But he's very transparent about the process...
THE CLOUD: My ass-kissing is completely open source.

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