GREG: OK, Brett, I found the music site for me: totalabovemp3.com. You can download anything you want. Anything.
GREG: There's links to donate to each artist, but if you don't want to... it's totally free.
BRETT: And you don't feel guilty like with the other illegal sites?
GREG: Nope. Because next to every song, they list the annual salary of both the musician and the president of the record label.
GREG: The truth has set me free, David Geffen!
BRETT: Neat, you can also donate to a fund that raises money to egg the offices of the RIAA....
