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Gordon the pretentious popstar

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Popularity rank 21 #221. Small venue lighting

March 20, 2009

GORDON CRANWICK: You do a folk open mic, you said? I love it. This is REAL. Where's your lighting grid?
WHITE GUY WITH DREADS: Lighting grid?
SOUND: (flip)
SOUND: (flip)
WHITE GUY WITH DREADS: That's our lighting grid.
GORDON CRANWICK: You people live like animals. I love it. I WILL bring some lights though...

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Popularity rank 22 #220. Scoping out the folk open mic

March 19, 2009

GORDON CRANWICK: I LOVE the feel of this. Small. INTIMATE.
WHITE DUDE WITH DREADS: Thanks. Yeah, we just do a little open mic for folk musicians.
GORDON CRANWICK: I'd like to come in next week. Don't do anything different. I want to keep this... ROUGH... honest.
WHITE DUDE WITH DREADS: No problem.
GORDON CRANWICK: I WILL need to tape off about 70 seats for industry, entourage.
WHITE DUDE WITH DREADS: OK, well... we only HAVE 30 seats.
GORDON CRANWICK: OK, 30 then. What's your soundsystem like?
WHITE DUDE WITH DREADS: Well, our soundsystem is: I'll try to keep people quiet while you play.

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  • 2 DAN: C'mon, John. We gotta get to rehearsal.
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  • 3 JOHN: It's like, she was such a huge part of my life, so it's not just like my girlfriend left me, but my whole life.

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  • 4 PETER: Well, for what it's worth, I think adopting that hot 19-year-old orphan was, though CREEPY, sort of NOBLE.

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  • 5 DAN: $25 gets us a ten-word classified ad. So let's see... "Bassist Wanted... for... rock band..."

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