Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

Comics for musicians

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Popularity rank 1 #108. Using the band

February 21, 2006

JOHN: I'm concerned about these messages you're getting through the band's MySpace account, Dan.
DAN: Yeah, girls seem to like to message bands....

JOHN: Dan! The account is for the band! For promotion! Not for personal use! There must be separation of church and band!
DAN: Look, John, I--

JOHN: No, YOU look, Dan, OK? MySpace is about music! It's not some cheap dating service!

DAN: John, you and the founder of MySpace are the only people on earth who actually believe that statement.
JOHN: It's me and Tom vs. the world!

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Popularity rank 2 #250. Greg and the Cloud

August 18, 2009

BRETT: Hey Greg. Smita broke up with me. She's dating this guy now, "The Cloud". He's the embodiment of all Internet knowledge.
GREG: OK...

GREG: Why're you're hanging out with her new dude?
BRETT: Well, I want to hate him, but he keeps analyzing me and recommending awesome music.

THE CLOUD: Hello.
GREG: Uh... hi.

THE CLOUD: Based on your greeting I think you might enjoy "Band of Bees".
BRETT: Oh wow, yeah, you really would, Greg.

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Popularity rank 3 #226. Britney sacks BreatheHeavy.com

April 3, 2009

GREG: Oh... Em... GEE! Britney fansite BreatheHeavy.com got sent a CEASE AND DESIST letter!!!
BRETT: Do you... often visit Britney Spears fan sites?

GREG: Um, B.H. is only, like, my HOME PAGE!! Haven't you ever noticed BreatheHeavy.com in your Firefox history when I borrow your Mac?

BRETT: Yeah... I just... always figured you were using my laptop for mp3 phone sex porn.

BRETT: I'm weirdly MORE creeped out by THIS.
GREG: BreatheHeavy.com is, like, the FIFTH ESTATE of Spearsian gossip!!!

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Popularity rank 4 #248. Catsitting web history

August 16, 2009

BRETT: So now that you're dating her, has she... told you stuff about me?
THE CLOUD: No. But I have access to her Web history while you were catsitting for her.

THE CLOUD: It paints an odd picture. You spent all your time at two sites: McSweeneys.com and "Big Tits At School".

BRETT: HEY... I went to that second one IRONICALLY.

BRETT: At FIRST...
THE CLOUD: Interestingly, you alt-tabbed between the two a LOT...

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Popularity rank 5 #210. Teaching a rock star to Twitter

February 13, 2009

TONY THE AGENT: So you just text or IM your updates to your Twitter account, and fans follow it so they can experience your day-to-day life.

TONY THE AGENT: I've been running it, but I think you should take it over now.
TONY THE AGENT: Seems easy enough... Oh SHIT. This kid... I KNOW this kid.

TONY THE AGENT: Christ, how'm I supposed to tell this kid I screwed his mom backstage at our show in Billings?

TONY THE AGENT: Well, you use the @ symbol, and then his username...
TONY THE AGENT: Oh, OK. This IS easy...

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