Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

Comics for musicians

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Comics about music collection

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Popularity rank 1 #204. Spring cleaning

January 30, 2009

BRETT: Greg! WAKE UP! I'm tossing any music you have that's garbage! SPRING CLEANING!
GREG: Mmph- what? No... it's January...

BRETT: Rascal Flatts: GARBAGE... Hinder: GARBAGE... Garbage: GARBAGE... DJ Shadow... you may KEEP...
GREG: DJ Shadow I bought on ACCIDENT...

BRETT: You have TWO copies of the 1994 eponymous Collective Soul album, Greg!
GREG: THAT is NOT an accident!

BRETT: Dear Lord, one of them is SIGNED...
GREG: "To Garg, Turn your head now baby just watch us rock! - The Soul"!

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Popularity rank 2 #134. Lopsided recommendation relationship

July 31, 2006

GREG: Brett, what's a new band I should listen to?
BRETT: No way, man, you know, our whole recommendation relationship is lopsided.

BRETT: In just the past month, I've introduced you to Hinkley, Okkervil River, the Thieves, Food Will Win the War... what have you ever recommended to me?

GREG: I... sent you that video of the dancing baby.

BRETT: That was in 1997, Greg.
GREG: Oh, AND! AND... I turned you on to Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.

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Popularity rank 3 #95. How to tell when you graduated

February 2, 2006

DRM 9000: Out of curiosity, Greg, did you graduate college in 1999?
GREG: Yeah... how did you...?

DRM 9000: A simple bell curve analysis of the release dates of your music collection reveals a statistical peak from November '95 to March '99.

DRM 9000: Ergo... class of '99.
GREG: What? No... I've bought a ton of music since college, I... no...

DRM 9000: Your "Pavement/Shins Ratio" also puts you solidly in the '99 bucket.
GREG: Th-there's a Decemberists CD on my dresser! Make sure you counted that!!

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Popularity rank 4 #92. Sony CD search

January 30, 2006

DRM 9000: MP3 SCAN: COMPLETED! I now need to search your CDs. Where are they?
GREG: All over, really. My bedroom, my desk, my car.

DRM 9000: SONYBOTS: DISPERSE! You should really consider one of those CD towers.
GREG: I thought about it, but you get more CDs, you have to buy another.

DRM 9000: PIRACY EVIDENCE: FOUND! They have expandable ones.
GREG: Yeah... where would I even fit one though?

DRM 9000: BOOKCASE: ON TOP-- ! (ahem) I think it could work on top of the bookcase.
GREG: HeyheyHEY!! Tell the little robots to leave my parakeet alone!

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