Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

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Comics about American Idol

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Popularity rank 1 #238. Support gay marriage

June 12, 2009

PETITION GUY: Sir, have a moment to support gay marriage?
GREG: Oh, no thanks, I already- I voted for ADAM LAMBERT, so...

PETITION GUY: WHAT? On American Idol?
GREG: Yeah, NO, I just- I mean, y'know- I've sort of- you KNOW, I... am TOTALLY down with, uh... gay stuff...

PETITION GUY: "GAY STUFF"?
GREG: Yeah... you know, it's just like... like... it's COOL- I'm COOL with your- with YOU... you know... being GAY... and stuff.

PETITION GUY: Sign the fucking petition.
GREG: YUP, OK, yeah...

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Popularity rank 2 #202. Taking more chances

January 28, 2009

BART: Joel, we need to take more CHANCES at this label.
JOEL: Wow, sir... YES! Let's scour the Web and local clubs for new talent!

BART: We need to give people more OPPORTUNITIES! Find artists who people have COUNTED OUT!
JOEL: YES! I even have some lists here of unsigned bands who-

BART: Joel, we need to give Katharine McPhee a SECOND ALBUM!!

JOEL: Dear God... he... he's got the MCPHEEVER again...
BART: And if necessary a third and fourth one! That girl's GOT something!

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