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Support gay marriage

Jun 12, 2009

PETITION GUY: Sir, have a moment to support gay marriage? GREG: Oh, no thanks, I already- I voted for ADAM LAMBERT, so...
PETITION GUY: WHAT? On American Idol? GREG: Yeah, NO, I just- I mean, y'know- I've sort of- you KNOW, I... am TOTALLY down with, uh... gay stuff...
PETITION GUY: "GAY STUFF"? GREG: Yeah... you know, it's just like... like... it's COOL- I'm COOL with your- with YOU... you know... being GAY... and stuff.
PETITION GUY: Sign the fucking petition. GREG: YUP, OK, yeah...

Taking more chances

Jan 28, 2009

BART: Joel, we need to take more CHANCES at this label. JOEL: Wow, sir... YES! Let's scour the Web and local clubs for new talent!
BART: We need to give people more OPPORTUNITIES! Find artists who people have COUNTED OUT! JOEL: YES! I even have some lists here of unsigned bands who-
BART: Joel, we need to give Katharine McPhee a SECOND ALBUM!!
JOEL: Dear God... he... he's got the MCPHEEVER again... BART: And if necessary a third and fourth one! That girl's GOT something!

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