BRETT: Hey... hey, you're James Blunt. You write harmless, hooky pop songs, including the annoyingly ubiquitous "You're Beautiful".
JAMES BLUNT: Yeah.
SOUND EFFECT: Huge cathartic PUNCH!
BRETT: How about THAT for a hook?! Huh? You flaccid whiny little banshee... how... ABOUT... THAT?!
BRETT: NOW... what floor d'you want?
JAMES BLUNT: Fi-- (cough) Five, please.
