JOHN: All right, Dan, time for your annual review. I've graded your performance in the band in a variety of categories. Have a look...

DAN: Whoa, wait, what? "Falling Down on Stage Right in the Middle of Our God Damn Songs" is a CATEGORY?
JOHN: Yes. Yes, it is.

JOHN: Do you dispute your score of "OFTEN, IF NOT CONSTANTLY"?

DAN: I do not...
JOHN: Moving on then...

Dan’s annual review