Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

Comics for musicians

The Cloud (a contextual boyfriend)

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Popularity rank 11 #240. Dating the Cloud

July 28, 2009

SMITA: It's like you don't even know me anymore. You used to keep up with what music I liked and RECOMMEND things to me.

SMITA: I bet PANDORA knows me better than YOU these days. Or the iTunes GENIUS BUTTON! And AMAZON.COM knows me MUCH better than you!

SMITA: So I'm leaving you, Brett. I'm leaving you for the Internet.
BRETT: WHAT?

SMITA: Meet my new boyfriend, THE CLOUD.
BRETT: My... my God...
THE CLOUD: Just got DUMPED? Try Match.com!

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Popularity rank 12 #251. Guilty pleasures

August 19, 2009

BRETT: I'M the better boyfriend. You're based on her PUBLIC preferences. You can't know she secretly loves-
THE CLOUD: "Invisible Touching"?

BRETT: God DAMN IT! How could you KNOW that? She'd NEVER admit that!
THE CLOUD: Well, I have a complex GUILTY PLEASURE algorithm.

THE CLOUD: Also, everyone in the world secretly loves Genesis.
BRETT: Ha! I don't!

THE CLOUD: Yes, you do.
BRETT: (sigh) I do.

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Popularity rank 13 #244. I’ll add your RSS thingie

August 12, 2009

SMITA: The Cloud is hooked into every single life-streaming service I use.
THE CLOUD: And I'm able to accept any new data feeds that arise.

BRETT: I... I can do that, TOO!! I'll, you know, I'll add your "RSS" thingie to... to my... to my iTUNES...
SMITA: You can't exactly-

BRETT: Yes, I CAN, OK? I'm no... I'm no TECHNOPHOBE! I, uh... OK, OK... lessee... VIDEO 1... and I want...

SMITA: (sigh) That's the TV, Brett.
BRETT: Just GIMME a minute! Now... what "brightness" is your blog?

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Popularity rank 14 #243. Contextual ads

August 11, 2009

BRETT: Aren't you turned off by the contextual ads he spews out?
SMITA: No, I mean, look, he has to make money.

THE CLOUD: Make money online!
BRETT: Ugh, I'm not a fan...
THE CLOUD: Ceiling fan outlet!
BRETT: See? It's CREEPY...
THE CLOUD: Creepy Halloween masks?

BRETT: Please-
THE CLOUD: PLEASE your woman!
BRETT: No-
THE CLOUD: NOMAR Garciaparra signed bobbleheads!
BRETT: STOP!!
THE CLOUD: STOP SIGNS! Hilarious novelty stop signs!

BRETT: AUGH!! Quit it, quit it, QUIT IT!
THE CLOUD: Sarah Palin in 2012: Donate now!!

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