Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

Comics for musicians

Brett the hipster

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Popularity rank 31 #229. Raspberry jam details

April 8, 2009

GREG: What's the name of this song playing right now?
BRETT: This is "Lisztomania" by Phoenix.

GREG: And would you call the raspberry jam on this muffin I'm eating, like, a blood red or a maroon red?
BRETT: Maroon I guess.

A pause.

BRETT: You Twitter too much.

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Popularity rank 32 #204. Spring cleaning

January 30, 2009

BRETT: Greg! WAKE UP! I'm tossing any music you have that's garbage! SPRING CLEANING!
GREG: Mmph- what? No... it's January...

BRETT: Rascal Flatts: GARBAGE... Hinder: GARBAGE... Garbage: GARBAGE... DJ Shadow... you may KEEP...
GREG: DJ Shadow I bought on ACCIDENT...

BRETT: You have TWO copies of the 1994 eponymous Collective Soul album, Greg!
GREG: THAT is NOT an accident!

BRETT: Dear Lord, one of them is SIGNED...
GREG: "To Garg, Turn your head now baby just watch us rock! - The Soul"!

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Popularity rank 33 #200. What would you vote for?

January 21, 2009

GREG: But if it WAS how it worked, what would you vote for?
BRETT: It's NOT how it works, and it's a WASTE of time to think about, and you're an IDIOT.

A pause.

BRETT: Fine. If Obama made us text in votes for a new national anthem, I'd pick Mary J. Blige's cover of "One".
GREG: Good one! Mine is "Drops of Jupiter".

GREG: "The best soy latte that you ever had and meeeeeee!" PLAY BALL!
BRETT: You're a gargantuan idiot.

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Popularity rank 34 #197. Garbled nonsense

January 14, 2009

GREG: Dude, your stereo's all messed up. It's playing three radio stations at once.

GREG: Some Beach Boys song, some Philip Glass album, and... like, an Afro-carribean World music station.
BRETT: Oh... yeah. Yeah, I know.

A pause.

GREG: You thought you were listening to Animal Collective, didn't you?
BRETT: Maybe.

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Popularity rank 35 #196. Time wasted status

January 12, 2009

GREG: Ha! This is great.

GREG: There's this website that calculates how much of your life you've waiting for status bars to get to 100%.

GREG: Mine is...

GREG: Hold on, it's still loading.

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