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Comics about weddings

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Popularity rank 1 #227. Watchmen movie as therapy

April 6, 2009

BRETT: Bryan took my advice and finally got over his ex-wife.
GREG: What was the advice?
BRETT: Sense memory shock therapy! I told him to go see Watchmen.
GREG: Watchmen?
BRETT: Uh huh. Her and Bryan's wedding song was "Hallelujah".
GREG: Oh my.
BRETT: Yes, the most iconic memory of their marriage-
GREG: -replaced by Skinemax-y shots of owl-based cosplay.

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Popularity rank 2 #155. Which Song Will We Play?

November 6, 2006

JOHN: We can play ONE song in this contest. I say we do "Cathartic Target Practice".
RONI: "C.T.P." is not a SONG, John. It's a mass of unrelated words and notes.
JOHN: It's... it's a GOOD song!
DAN: How about that song that went so well last weekend?
RONI: (sigh) No, Dan.
DAN: What? Why not?
RONI: Because we're not playing a WEDDING this week, Dan.
RONI: I don't think this'll be a "Chicken Dance" kinda crowd.
DAN: Well, at least CONSIDER it....
JOHN: You all just... don't understand microtones.
CHRISTINA: (turns page)

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  • 1 JOHN: It's like, she was such a huge part of my life, so it's not just like my girlfriend left me, but my whole life.

    After the breakup

    2 1 Apr 5, ’05

  • 2 SUBWAY WORKER: Sir, I asked if you want the meal or just the sandwich.
BRETT: I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU RIGHT NOW.

    No James Blunt at the Subway

    1 2 Aug 5, ’06

  • 3 PETER: Well, for what it's worth, I think adopting that hot 19-year-old orphan was, though CREEPY, sort of NOBLE.

    Creepy but noble

    0 3 Apr 30, ’10

  • 4 DAN: C'mon, John. We gotta get to rehearsal.
JOHN: Man, EFF rehearsal... I'm working on a cover for our E.P.

    Scrapbooked EP cover

    0 3 Mar 16, ’10

  • 5 SCRAPPER: Get your manager. I need someone who UNDERSTANDS arts and crafts.
JOHN: I GET art, lady. I AM an artist.

    I am an artist

    0 3 Mar 13, ’10

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All Local Bands Suck (Except Ours)

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