Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

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Popularity rank 1 #255. Kevin has a son

August 23, 2009

KEVIN: Seeing those groupies really made me think about FAMILY... DId you know I have a SON?
JADE: Yeah, with ME. WE have a son. WYATT.

KEVIN: Oh yeah... WYATT. He's the one we conceived during that REALITY SHOW.
JADE: Uh huh. And then I sold the sex tape.

KEVIN: He's in JAIL, isn't he?
JADE: Oh YES. Yes, very much so.

KEVIN: Well, anyway, I guess I meant I have, like, a NORMAL son, too...
JADE: That's COOL...

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Popularity rank 2 #253. Back together

August 21, 2009

BRETT: Honey, I'm happy we're back together.
SMITA: Me too, sweetie. The Cloud seemed like a perfect boyfriend...

SMITA: But there're some things you can do that an intangible and ever-changing manifestation of my Internet preferences never could...

BRETT: Like sex?
SMITA: No. No, I had sex with him. It was great.

SMITA: But you... you'll LIE to me.
BRETT: Yes I will.

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Popularity rank 3 #211. We’re artists

February 16, 2009

BOY BAND DUDE: We're ARTISTS!
BART: You're a boy band.
BOY BAND DUDE: We WON'T make ringtones!

BART: You're under contract.
BOY BAND DUDE: To make MUSIC!
BART: Ringtones ARE music.

BOY BAND DUDE: We have IDEALS!
BART: You have sex tapes.
BOY BAND DUDE: Sex tapes... launch CAREERS!

BART: Not sex tapes with old, hairy Cincinnati pretzel vendors.
BOY BAND DUDE: We're... ARTISTS...

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Popularity rank 4 #210. Teaching a rock star to Twitter

February 13, 2009

TONY THE AGENT: So you just text or IM your updates to your Twitter account, and fans follow it so they can experience your day-to-day life.

TONY THE AGENT: I've been running it, but I think you should take it over now.
TONY THE AGENT: Seems easy enough... Oh SHIT. This kid... I KNOW this kid.

TONY THE AGENT: Christ, how'm I supposed to tell this kid I screwed his mom backstage at our show in Billings?

TONY THE AGENT: Well, you use the @ symbol, and then his username...
TONY THE AGENT: Oh, OK. This IS easy...

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Popularity rank 5 #171. Grad school

September 16, 2008

KEVIN EDO: Um... I dunno if I "planned" to be a rock star. I mean... did you "plan" to do your job?
SEX TAPE STUDENT: Well, I go to grad school right now.

KEVIN EDO: Oh yeah? What for?
SEX TAPE STUDENT: I'm learning how to blackmail rock stars with sex tapes.

SEX TAPE STUDENT: Fucking you is part of my independent study course actually.

KEVIN EDO: So that's why you had me fill out this little survey.
SEX TAPE STUDENT: And can you sign this? My professor's a real timesheet Nazi.

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