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Laying down some crowdtalk

Mar 25, 2009

GORDON CRANWICK: (singing) Creatioooon of broooken- Oops, lemme take that again... COLIN THE WHITE GUY WITH DREADS: Ha! Kinda tough when it's not PRERECORDED, huh, man? STICK TO STADIUMS, SELLOUT!
GORDON CRANWICK: Be COOL, Gordon... This is that classic AUDIENCE INTERACTION you get in small venue shows. We just gotta lay some charming CROWDTALK on him, like you did in the old days.
GORDON CRANWICK: SECURITY, get this little ASSTOASTER out of my SIGHT!
GORDON CRANWICK: Guess that crowdtalk muscle has ATROPHIED a little... COLIN THE WHITE GUY WITH DREADS: HEY, you can't just- OW!! Hands off the DREADS, dude!!!

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