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Buying an iPod Nano

Oct 11, 2005

GREG: I'd like an iPod Nano, please. APPLE STORE GUY: Mmm. Are you going to wear that shirt when you use it?
GREG: What? APPLE STORE GUY: iPods have a very specific style, sir, and Apple has to ensure that iPod owners mesh with that style.
GREG: Well, OK, sure, I could wear a different shirt. APPLE STORE GUY: Yes, and new jeans, too. Here's the address of a nearby Urban Outfitters.
GREG: All right. APPLE STORE GUY: This is a good start. Now... how attached are you to this, well, let's call it a "beard"....

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