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Guitar Hero epilogue

Sep 20, 2009

TRASH DUMP GUY: Hello, anything toxic? RITA: No, just a lot of unsold copies of Guitar Hero: Metallica...
TRASH DUMP GUY: This pile is ALL unsold Guitar Hero paraphernalia. Dump it there... RITA: Thanks. What're these other piles?
TRASH DUMP GUY: Well, on your LEFT are discontinued iPods and cell phones.
TRASH DUMP GUY: And on your RIGHT are copies of Julie Taymor's ACROSS THE UNIVERSE movie. RITA: Lemme throw mine in there while I'm here...

Unloading product

Sep 15, 2009

KEVIN: Oh good, you got the Guitar Hero. This is the Jumpstart Malady one, right? RITA: Yes, sir.
RITA: The Best Buy was really unloading product though. They forced me to buy their entire inventory of Guitar Hero: Metallica.
RITA: 3,000 copies at 8 cents each. KEVIN: Yeesh.
RITA: So anyway, I'll make a stop by the landfill on the way home. KEVIN: Yes, please. Go NOW, in fact, I don't want any paparazzi to see this...

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