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Popularity rank 1 #281. Guitar Hero epilogue

September 20, 2009

TRASH DUMP GUY: Hello, anything toxic?
RITA: No, just a lot of unsold copies of Guitar Hero: Metallica...

TRASH DUMP GUY: This pile is ALL unsold Guitar Hero paraphernalia. Dump it there...
RITA: Thanks. What're these other piles?

TRASH DUMP GUY: Well, on your LEFT are discontinued iPods and cell phones.

TRASH DUMP GUY: And on your RIGHT are copies of Julie Taymor's ACROSS THE UNIVERSE movie.
RITA: Lemme throw mine in there while I'm here...

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Popularity rank 2 #276. Unloading product

September 15, 2009

KEVIN: Oh good, you got the Guitar Hero. This is the Jumpstart Malady one, right?
RITA: Yes, sir.

RITA: The Best Buy was really unloading product though. They forced me to buy their entire inventory of Guitar Hero: Metallica.

RITA: 3,000 copies at 8 cents each.
KEVIN: Yeesh.

RITA: So anyway, I'll make a stop by the landfill on the way home.
KEVIN: Yes, please. Go NOW, in fact, I don't want any paparazzi to see this...

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