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Guitar lessons

A topic in 2 comics.

Teacher/student

May 12, 2008

DAN: So let's say I have this cute young guitar student... she's not even THAT young... is it... I mean... is it cool for a teacher to ask out a student?
RONI: Well, Dan, I don't think- DAN: OK, let me sort of... REPHRASE slightly... let's say I already asked her out... and she's 8 years younger. That's... it's OK, right?
RONI: Dan, I just can't- DAN: OK! New topic! New SEPARATE topic... Let's say I have two tickets to Forgetting Sarah Marshall tonight...
DAN: 19-year-olds can see R-rated movies, right?

Never took guitar lessons

Apr 26, 2005

JOHN: You ever take guitar lessons? DAN: Nah, dude. Well... I was going to once....
JOHN: Yeah? DAN: Yeah, but the night before I was up really late and this show about Keith Richards was on.
DAN: He talked about how rock is just in you, or it isn't. And you can't force it, it's just nature... it really make me think....
DAN: Anyway, I slept through the lesson and my mom said she wouldn't pay for any more. JOHN: Man, your mom is a Grade A jerk, dude.

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