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Guitar Hero epilogue

Sep 20, 2009

TRASH DUMP GUY: Hello, anything toxic? RITA: No, just a lot of unsold copies of Guitar Hero: Metallica...
TRASH DUMP GUY: This pile is ALL unsold Guitar Hero paraphernalia. Dump it there... RITA: Thanks. What're these other piles?
TRASH DUMP GUY: Well, on your LEFT are discontinued iPods and cell phones.
TRASH DUMP GUY: And on your RIGHT are copies of Julie Taymor's ACROSS THE UNIVERSE movie. RITA: Lemme throw mine in there while I'm here...

No James Blunt in Maasailand

Aug 21, 2006

BRETT: That's why I sought you out. I wanna live far away from the Western world, far from anyone who's ever even heard of James Blunt.
OKUYU: We never hear of him. Or this song you speak of. BRETT: Oh, thank God...
BRETT: What's... wait, that's the song! That's "You're Beautiful"! OKUYU: That one of Akele's blasted ringtones. They waste of money.
BRETT: I'll... I'll be going then... AKELE: You say my DS waste of money, too. Now you play all night! OKUYU: Only Brain Age, Akele. And Nintendogs

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