DAN: I dunno, John. I think if you're writing a song about someone you love, you gotta put her name in the song.
JOHN: Yeah.
JOHN: Man, but NOTHING rhymes with "Goldfrapp."
A pause.
DAN: "Mole... plaque"?
JOHN: Slant rhymes are for pussies, Dan.
DAN: I dunno, John. I think if you're writing a song about someone you love, you gotta put her name in the song.
JOHN: Yeah.
JOHN: Man, but NOTHING rhymes with "Goldfrapp."
A pause.
DAN: "Mole... plaque"?
JOHN: Slant rhymes are for pussies, Dan.
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