Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

Comics for musicians

Kevin the jerk popstar

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Popularity rank 66 #278. Bonus material

September 17, 2009

TED: Dad, I don't wanna play your band's version of Guitar Hero...
KEVIN: Just check it out! I made 'em put in BONUS MATERIAL, just for YOU!

KEVIN: Like this cut scene...
TED: What the HELL is this?

KEVIN: This is me and your mom DOIN' IT for the first time, buddy...

TED: Wow... You're damaging my childhood. In 1080p.
KEVIN: Man, they really rendered the bathrooms at Irving Plaza PERFECTLY...

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Popularity rank 67 #277. A present

September 16, 2009

KEVIN: Ted, I know you love music games, so I got you something... that's gonna blow your mind!
TED: You got me Rock Band Beatles!

TED: Oh... No. This is some shitty Jumpstart Malady version of Guitar Hero...

TED: Of course that makes sense given you're IN Jumpstart Malady.

TED: Well, I'd love to feign interest here, dad, but I think it'd be insulting for both of us.

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Popularity rank 68 #276. Unloading product

September 15, 2009

KEVIN: Oh good, you got the Guitar Hero. This is the Jumpstart Malady one, right?
RITA: Yes, sir.

RITA: The Best Buy was really unloading product though. They forced me to buy their entire inventory of Guitar Hero: Metallica.

RITA: 3,000 copies at 8 cents each.
KEVIN: Yeesh.

RITA: So anyway, I'll make a stop by the landfill on the way home.
KEVIN: Yes, please. Go NOW, in fact, I don't want any paparazzi to see this...

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Popularity rank 69 #274. Whatever it takes

September 13, 2009

KEVIN: Rita, do me a favor. I'm on my way to see my kid...
RITA: Yes, sir?

KEVIN: Can you pick me up a copy of our Jumpstart Malady Guitar Hero game and meet me there?
RITA: Yes, sir.

KEVIN: I gotta get this kid to love me, Boz. I'll buy whatever it takes...
BOZ: I dunno, money can't buy you love, sir.

KEVIN: I didn't know black people KNEW the Beatles, Boz.
BOZ: Well, we stick to the ones Teddy Riley covered...

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Popularity rank 70 #273. Activision GamZ0RzCon keynote

September 12, 2009

BOBBY KOTICK: ...and now, get ready for the most EXCITING event of the convention, a moment you music gaming fans have been WAITING for, for well over 10 years...

BOBBY KOTICK: Ladies and gentlemen, here to announce Guitar Hero: Jumpstart Malady... Activision presents... Keeeeevin EdOOOOOOO! Of JUMP! START! MALADY!

KEVIN: Hey. Later.

BOBBY KOTICK: WOW! A BIG hand for Kevin for doing that! WOW! THAT was amazing! You guys have a great story to tell your KIDS! WOW! That was just electric! Wow wow WOW!

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