Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

Comics for musicians

Dan the naive guitarist

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Popularity rank 86 #177. In control

October 9, 2008

RONI: Here comes the clerk. You know what you want. You won't be upsold. You won't show your hand. You... are in CONTROL.
DAN: YES. OK.

GUITARPLANET CLERK: Hey, you guys find-
DAN: HERE! MY CREDIT CARD HAS A $5,000 LIMIT! TAKE IT!

A pause.

RONI: You... are no longer in control.

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Popularity rank 87 #176. Won’t be distracted

October 6, 2008

RONI: OK, you're here to buy a Fender Standard Strat. NOTHING ELSE. You're on a budget. You won't be upsold or DISTRACTED.
DAN: RIGHT!

DAN: Ooo, that one in the window's nice though... Wonder how much...

RONI: Which one?
DAN: That big, blue GLOWING one...

RONI: That's a NEON SIGN, Dan! Keep it together, man!!
DAN: Still... wouldn't hurt to ASK...

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Popularity rank 88 #159. Our Own Band Contest

January 9, 2007

JOHN: Maybe we should run our own band contest. We could rig it so we could win.
DAN: Yeah!

RONI: Maybe we should practice more often so we sound better, and focus on the playing and songwriting and not on meaningless contests.
DAN: Yeah.

A pause.

JOHN: Ooo, we could get a cool trophy engraved with our names on it!
RONI: (sigh)
DAN: Ooo, yeah!

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Popularity rank 89 #155. Which Song Will We Play?

November 6, 2006

JOHN: We can play ONE song in this contest. I say we do "Cathartic Target Practice".
RONI: "C.T.P." is not a SONG, John. It's a mass of unrelated words and notes.

JOHN: It's... it's a GOOD song!
DAN: How about that song that went so well last weekend?
RONI: (sigh) No, Dan.

DAN: What? Why not?
RONI: Because we're not playing a WEDDING this week, Dan.

RONI: I don't think this'll be a "Chicken Dance" kinda crowd.
DAN: Well, at least CONSIDER it....
JOHN: You all just... don't understand microtones.
CHRISTINA: (turns page)

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