BRYAN CARLS: Hello?
JANN WENNER: Bryan Carls? This is Jann Wenner, editor of Rolling Stone. You know those "Can So-and-so Save Rock" covers we do?
BRYAN CARLS: How did you--
JANN WENNER: It's OK if you don't. Anyway, we're due for one next month. Whattya say? Wanna "save rock"?
BRYAN CARLS: Um....
BRYAN CARLS: I mean... I could give it a shot.
JANN WENNER: Great! Now, do you own a guitar, Bryan? It's OK if you don't.
