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Bassist Wanted

Comics for musicians

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Comics about songs in commercials

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Popularity rank 11 #182. Pop or art

October 27, 2008

GREG: It's a pop MASTERPIECE!
BRETT: It's corporate drivel.

GREG: One day they'll be hailed as GENIUSES!
BRETT: You're an idiot.

GREG: Mark my words: those FREE CREDIT REPORT .COM guys are our generation's Beatles!! OUR BEATLES!!

GREG: If, you know, they're actually a real band.

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Popularity rank 12 #126. Jumpstart Malady leaves Chicago

March 31, 2006

AGENT: OK, first show went well... sold-out house, and gordon only quit ONCE, heh, right, guys?

AGENT: Oh, we're all set up in Cleveland. We're at the Four Seasons. And I confirmed Letterman in April... Guys? Why are we not talking?

AGENT: Jesus, is this still about this morning? There was nothing I could do!
PETER WELD: Bull... SHIT.

AGENT: They stop serving breakfast at 10:30! It's just the rule!
PETER WELD: You find me a McGriddle, Anth, or I fund us a new manager!
GORDON CRANWICK: I... I quit.
KEVIN EDO: Shut up, Gordon.

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Popularity rank 13 #243. Contextual ads

August 11, 2009

BRETT: Aren't you turned off by the contextual ads he spews out?
SMITA: No, I mean, look, he has to make money.

THE CLOUD: Make money online!
BRETT: Ugh, I'm not a fan...
THE CLOUD: Ceiling fan outlet!
BRETT: See? It's CREEPY...
THE CLOUD: Creepy Halloween masks?

BRETT: Please-
THE CLOUD: PLEASE your woman!
BRETT: No-
THE CLOUD: NOMAR Garciaparra signed bobbleheads!
BRETT: STOP!!
THE CLOUD: STOP SIGNS! Hilarious novelty stop signs!

BRETT: AUGH!! Quit it, quit it, QUIT IT!
THE CLOUD: Sarah Palin in 2012: Donate now!!

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Popularity rank 14 #184. Ad-agency-based Rock

December 15, 2008

GREG: The FreeCreditReport.com commercials have opened my eyes to the wonders of AD-AGENCY-BASED ROCK, Brett. I'm SUPER into the Martin Agency in Richmond.

GREG: Their senior copy writer, David Muhlenfeld, is, like, the next JIMMY HARNED!
BRETT: ...who?

GREG: Jimmy Harned. Of Tonefarmer? He did Subway's classic "FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG" spot? Wow, do you not...? Here, lemme...

GREG: SHOOT, my boutique-firm stuff is on my other iPod... tell you what, I'll make you a mix...
BRETT: That's... OK.

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Popularity rank 15 #183. The New Punk

December 12, 2008

BRETT: The Free Credit Report.com songs are not SONGS. They're marketing JINGLES.
GREG: Jingles are the new punk, Brett!

GREG: There's nothing wrong with artists getting paid! Da Vinci got a commission for doing the Sistine Chapel!

BRETT: Are you comparing the Roman Catholic Church to a scammy credit website?
GREG: Why? Am I gettin' a little too EDGY for ya, Brett?!

BRETT: No, you're getting a little too STUPID for me, Greg.
GREG: My theories are HOT, and you don't wanna BURN YOUR HANDS!

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