Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

Comics for musicians

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Comics about musicians after the show

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Popularity rank 11 #23. When do we get to be rock stars?

May 17, 2005

JOHN: We've played clubs around here for years. We've paid our stupid dues. Where's our record deal? Where's our groupies? When do we get to be rock stars?

DAN: I got recognized by a waitress at Denny's last night.
JOHN: Yeah? You get the food for free?

DAN: No. But I felt like she gave me more little jelly packets than normal.

JOHN: Too much jelly. OK... OK, sure. "Decadence." See that's rock star, dude.
DAN: And she was, like, super quick with our free refills, too.

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Popularity rank 12 #22. Getting approached after the show

May 10, 2005

JOHN: I always wanted someone to come up after a show and say, "Your songs really moved me."
DAN: Yeah, or like, "You looked hot up there."

JOHN: "Your lyrics... they're like poetry... sweet, sweet poetry."
DAN: "The way you move up there, it just... drove me crazy."

JOHN: "You're the most exciting songwriter of our generation!!"
DAN: "Daniel Lepp, I wanna ride you like Space Mountain!!"

RONI: What's, ah..... What's up, guys?
DAN: H-hey, Roni, I, uh... look I'll be right back, OK?
JOHN: "You! Not Conor Oberst! Not #@*?ing Conor Oberst!!"

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Popularity rank 13 #12. No support in the community

March 1, 2005

JOHN: Another show for, like, TWO people! PFFT! You know the PROBLEM with this scene? I'LL tell you the problem! NO community! ZERO! No one SUPPORTS each other!

RONI: Well, OK, but DUDE... you don't go to any of the other local bands' shows either.

JOHN: Well... yeah....

JOHN: ...but all the other local bands suck, Roni.

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