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Married people can’t do weekends

Oct 26, 2005

CHRISTINA: I... I can't rehearse on Fridays. RONI: You married people are so protective of your weekends. JOHN: Heh. Maybe that's when their sex is scheduled. DAN: Heh.
CHRISTINA: N-no... the only scheduled sex we have is after these band rehearsals. Playing drums sort of... sort of "gets me going."
DAN: Christina.... Ew.
DAN: Well, rehearsal on any day feels weird now.... CHRISTINA: I think it's that double foot pedal. JOHN: Roni.... Does she stare at my butt while I sing? RONI: No one EVER stares at your butt, John.

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