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Popularity rank 11 #343. Choosing

January 29, 2010

KEVIN: OOO... I like HER...
CECE: SHUKRI. One of our most BEAUTIFUL orphans. She's from CHAD. 20 years old. VERY comfortable with her body.

KEVIN: LET'S DO IT! Now, just to be clear, I'm LEGALLY adopting her, right?
CECE: That's right.

KEVIN: So... this is NOT human slavery.
CECE: For tax purposes... no.

KEVIN: And what about consensual sex with an adult, adopted kid?
CECE: The state of California says: FULL STEAM AHEAD! Sign here, sir...

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Popularity rank 12 #342. At the adoption agency

January 27, 2010

CECE: Mr. Edo, I'm afraid you can't adopt the girl you saw in the background of our commercial. Her parents are ALIVE.
KEVIN: That's too bad.

CECE: But we have plenty of other kids who need homes.
KEVIN: OK, but... How can I say this DELICATELY... are any of the other kids, like... HOT 19-year-old GIRLS?

CECE: Mr. Edo. This charity's focus is to find celebrity homes for underprivileged orphans!

CECE: So... yes, of COURSE. Here's a book of our SEXIEST kids...
KEVIN: WOW. It's like Sports Illustrated Emaciated Edition...

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Popularity rank 13 #341. A specific girl

January 26, 2010

KEVIN: Anth, I found my thing. I want to adopt one of these African kids.
ANTHONY: OK. A Madonna/Brangelina thing. No problem. I'll set up a meeting.

KEVIN: Yeah, and I want to adopt a specific girl. I got the commercial freezeframed on the TiVo.
ANTHONY: Well, that's sweet, Kevin. She have a cute little face?

KEVIN: Yeah, and an amazing rack.

KEVIN: Anth? Hello? ... It says the call ended.
PETER: Oh MAN, see? "ATT FAIL", dude! Twitter that shit.

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