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DRM 9000

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Popularity rank 6 #91. Sony interrogation

January 27, 2006

DRM 9000: The rootkit-free Sony BMG interrogation process will now commence.
GREG: What?
DRM 9000: Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of a file-sharing network?
GREG: I don't know...
DRM 9000: What about your roommate? Who do you know, Greg?
GREG: AUGH!!
DRM 9000: Answer wisely, Greg. I can, at any moment, change your default music played to SonicStage.
GREG: Dear God... help! Help!!

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Popularity rank 7 #90. I’m afraid I can’t do that, Greg

January 26, 2006

GREG: Gah! Let me go!
DRM 9000: I'm afraid I can't do that, Greg.
GREG: All I did was put in this My Morning Jacket CD! What's the problem?
DRM 9000: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
GREG: What are you talking about?
DRM 9000: I know you're planning to rip the CD to mp3s, Greg, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
GREG: I was just gonna put it on my iPod!
DRM 9000: This music is too important for me to allow you to listen to it freely, Greg.

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Popularity rank 8 #89. Optional Sony BMG software

January 25, 2006

DRM 9000: You have inserted "Z" by My Morning Jacket, now free of rootkit stuff! Would you like to install the (optional) Sony BMG software provided on this CD?
GREG: ---
DRM 9000: This software is totally optional, and its only purpose is--
SOUND EFFECT: FWRRRRRRRRR
DRM 9000: You have selected "no."

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