Bassist Wanted

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Bassist Wanted

Comics for musicians

Bobby Kotick

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Popularity rank 6 #271. Negotiations for appearance

September 10, 2009

KEVIN: WOW... We produced Guitar Hero: Jumpstart Malady in 4 hours.
BOBBY KOTICK: Entertainment can be commoditized, Kevin.

BOBBY KOTICK: Now, we'd like you to announce the game at Gamz0rzCon this weekend.
KEVIN: Ugh... NERD conventions...

KEVIN: Only if I'm on stage for under 4 minutes. And I want $20,000,000 per WORD.
BOBBY KOTICK: DONE.

BOBBY KOTICK: And how many booth babes?
KEVIN: 7. NO! You know what? Let's SPLURGE. An even DOZEN!

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Popularity rank 7 #270. Pick a plastic guitar

September 9, 2009

BOBBY KOTICK: OK, last thing, we need to ship a custom exclusive plastic guitar as part of Guitar Hero: Jumpstart Malady Edition.

BOBBY KOTICK: So pick any of these to be the "Kevin Edo signature guitar."
KEVIN: Bad news, man... I don't use ANY of these brands.

BOBBY KOTICK: Kevin. Selling the plastic makes us $60 more per sale, translating to about $240,000,000 in your pocket.

KEVIN: I could TOTALLY start playing that Gibson Citation...
BOBBY KOTICK: There we go...

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