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A specific girl

Jan 26, 2010

KEVIN: Anth, I found my thing. I want to adopt one of these African kids. ANTHONY: OK. A Madonna/Brangelina thing. No problem. I'll set up a meeting.
KEVIN: Yeah, and I want to adopt a specific girl. I got the commercial freezeframed on the TiVo. ANTHONY: Well, that's sweet, Kevin. She have a cute little face?
KEVIN: Yeah, and an amazing rack.
KEVIN: Anth? Hello? ... It says the call ended. PETER: Oh MAN, see? "ATT FAIL", dude! Twitter that shit.

iPhone line

Jul 14, 2008

PASSERBY: Line for iPhones? GREG: Line for NEXT YEAR'S iPhones?
PASSERBY: You're waiting in line a year for a new iPhone? GREG: The FIRST new iPhone.
A pause.
PASSERBY: You're an idiot. GREG: The FIRST idiot.

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