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Dan’s annual review

Mar 5, 2009

JOHN: All right, Dan, time for your annual review. I've graded your performance in the band in a variety of categories. Have a look...
DAN: Whoa, wait, what? "Falling Down on Stage Right in the Middle of Our God Damn Songs" is a CATEGORY? JOHN: Yes. Yes, it is.
JOHN: Do you dispute your score of "OFTEN, IF NOT CONSTANTLY"?
DAN: I do not... JOHN: Moving on then...

The show was good or horrible

Jun 7, 2005

JOHN: No way! It was a horrible show! We messed up 3 of 4 songs! DAN: But we got free drinks, John! 2 each! And they were totally strong, too.
JOHN: Dan, man, the acoustics in there made us sound like a God damn jug band.... DAN: But there were people there, man. Almost 15! 2 of 'em were even girls!
JOHN: That did not go unnoticed, dude. The chickfactor was huge. DAN: I winked at one of them, but that was right before I fell off trhe stage.
JOHN: Yeah, that was more unfortunate. You need to be more aware of your amp, dude.... DAN: Still, she helped me back up. Definite vibe-age.

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