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Popularity rank 1 #201. Patriotic songs

January 23, 2009

JOHN: Maybe we should do something in the show tonight in honor of Obama.
DAN: Do we have any patriotic songs?

JOHN: We haven't played "Good Old Fashioned American Fingerbang" in a while.

DAN: Yeah, but that song's more ROMANTIC than patriotic really.
JOHN: Maybe.

DAN: Plus, Roni said she'd quit if we ever played it again.
JOHN: Oh, she's always SAYIN' stuff though...

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Popularity rank 2 #200. What would you vote for?

January 21, 2009

GREG: But if it WAS how it worked, what would you vote for?
BRETT: It's NOT how it works, and it's a WASTE of time to think about, and you're an IDIOT.

A pause.

BRETT: Fine. If Obama made us text in votes for a new national anthem, I'd pick Mary J. Blige's cover of "One".
GREG: Good one! Mine is "Drops of Jupiter".

GREG: "The best soy latte that you ever had and meeeeeee!" PLAY BALL!
BRETT: You're a gargantuan idiot.

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Popularity rank 3 #199. Inauguration gig

January 19, 2009

KEVIN EDO: No, we WANT an inauguration gig! I just did that stupid Huckabee fundraiser to meet CHUCK NORRIS!
ANTHONY THE AGENT: Jesus, OK! I'll make a call...

KEVIN EDO: Who cares who I "supported" anyway? We're big! Obama's big! He'd WANT us there tomorrow! I mean, right?
PETER WELD: Yeah...

KEVIN EDO: Like I bet Lincoln wanted, like... who was big back then?
PETER WELD: During Lincoln? I dunno...
ANTHONY THE AGENT: No, fuck YOU, Rahm!

ANTHONY THE AGENT: OK, gig's on.
PETER WELD: Elvis Costello?
KEVIN EDO: No, he's NEVER been big... And I think he fought for the British, man.

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