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Accept your groupie-ness

Mar 8, 2005

REYNOLDS: Ted. Admit it. You're a groupie for the Spinster Whores. TED: I am not, dude! I'm just dating Karen, so... so I help out some...
REYNOLDS: Yeah, "dating". And before that you were "dating" Joanna... and before that, Cindy. TED: So what?!
TED: We were in love! Each time! And I'm sorry if my love threatens you so much you have to call me a... a "groupie".
REYNOLDS: Dude, you run their damn merch stand for them... TED: I am just helping!!!

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