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Songwriters

Oct 27, 2009

MEGA-TUNE: STATUTORY! KURT: Dat was early Taylor Shvift song. JOEL: Ugh, sir, what's the point of reducing these songs to single notes?
BART: Joel, each year our label loses billions. Why? SONGWRITERS. Due to arcane copyright laws, they rake in cash, hand over fist.
BART: Do you know they sometimes get paid almost THREE CENTS per dollar!? Just because they "wrote" the song. DisGUSTing.
BART: Well, Joel... you can't copyright a note. MEGA-TUNE: MONEY! KURT: Dat was dat Pink Floyd song.

Lowering ticket prices

Feb 11, 2009

GORDON CRANWICK: Lower ticket prices DEVALUE us! I don't care what TAYLOR SWIFT is doing! PETER WELD: It'll sell more tickets AND make us look charitable.
KEVIN EDO: Seems like a win/win, Gordon. GORDON CRANWICK: It's a slippery SLOPE, Kevin! PETER WELD: Now... point #2, our CD prices...
GORDON CRANWICK: Oh, NO WAY, Peter! I will not be BANISHED to the GHETTO of the BARGAIN BIN!! PETER WELD: Look, it's another win/win...
GORDON CRANWICK: I will DIE I am BOUGHT and SOLD at the "NICE PRICE"! PETER WELD: We'll make more money AND still be respected! Ask Incubus!

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